{"id":15304,"date":"2024-09-11T10:18:10","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T17:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/?p=15304"},"modified":"2025-01-20T16:36:41","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T00:36:41","slug":"macareindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/macareindeer\/","title":{"rendered":"Macareindeer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">It was time for the big holiday party in Mr. B&#8217;s kindergarten class, and the excitement was through the <del>hoof<\/del> roof. Five brave students\u2014Lennix, Heath, Joaquin, Emery, and Brody\u2014were about to perform the Macarena in giant, fluffy reindeer costumes. Lennix, the natural leader, was bouncing with excitement, ready to show off her moves. \u201cRemember, guys, we\u2019ve got this!\u201d she said, though her antlers were already wobbling dangerously. Heath, who wasn\u2019t thrilled about dancing, whispered, \u201cI feel like I\u2019m dressed as a furry potato,\u201d while Joaquin tugged at his oversized hooves, muttering, \u201cWhy do reindeers even need hooves for the Macarena?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The music kicked in, and the reindeer started dancing.\u00a0 Lennix started strong, but on the second arm swing, her antlers got stuck in the garland on the wall. Brody, who couldn\u2019t see a thing through his costume, was doing some version of the Macarena\u2014mostly involving spinning in place and bumping into everyone. Heath, fully committed to the role, was doing his dance with wild hoof slaps, which resulted in him accidentally slapping Joaquin\u2019s costume every other beat. Emery, determined to stay on rhythm, was somehow managing to keep her antlers from poking anyone, but her tiny reindeer tail kept hitting Brody in the face, causing him to stumble even more.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">By the end of the song, Mr. B was in tears from laughing. Lennix was still attached to the garland, Heath was now just pretending to fly like a reindeer, and Joaquin was flat on the floor after tripping over his own hooves. Emery took a perfect bow, somehow completely oblivious to the chaos, while Brody finally figured out where the front of his costume was and gave a proud wave to the audience. The rest of the class burst into applause, while Mr. B smiled and said, &#8220;That, my friends, was a Macarena miracle!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JuYPG1bcCMM?si=6hNmX0we5X6zgFPG\" width=\"978\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was time for the big holiday party in Mr. B&#8217;s kindergarten class, and the excitement was through the hoof roof. Five brave students\u2014Lennix, Heath, Joaquin, Emery, and Brody\u2014were about to perform the Macarena in giant, fluffy reindeer costumes. Lennix, the natural leader, was bouncing with excitement, ready to show off her moves. \u201cRemember, guys,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15304"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15311,"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15304\/revisions\/15311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kinderroom.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}